I need a funny gamertag for XBOX 360?

I need help finding a funny or really awesome gamertag name. If any of this information helps: I am a girl, love hockey, love working out, love mma fighting, like war games, I am funny and sarcastic, like having a good time, and love the military. I don't want a whole lot of numbers unless it is part of the word. I also don't want a lot of upper and lowercase like "ScArEcRoW"Any ideas or suggestions on a gamertag name for me??? I really appreciate the help!!!